In this week's Super Ego column I bitched that club cover charges were getting too high -- and pumped some affordable, worthwhile upcoming parties . Here are even more for this weekend, including one called, yes, Cheap. You know it!
This new Thursday weekly party at the Stud promises "cheap booze, cheap fags, cheap tunes, cheap everything." Free cover, $3 well drinks, $2 PBR -- and a couple weeks ago a SWAT team landed across the street, no shit. So cheap entertainment, too! I'm totally saving some cash and turing gay for this.
>>I <3 COCHINA TONGA'S
This outrageously fun monthly party turns the Castro's LookOut Bar into a kooky Mexican cabana bar, replete with drag performances, dance numbers, giant sombreros and inflatable flamingos. Hostess Ambrosia Salad and probably SF's two cutest gay DJs, Taco Tuesday and Stanley Frank, play everything from salsa to Trina for a loosey-goosey crowd. Well drinks are $2 untill 11 p.m., mijas!
Thu/26, 9 p.m., free. LookOut, 3600 16th St., SF. Facebook invite 
We at SFBG have a total soft-spot for the immersive, tribal-like second generation Detroit techno DJ -- he's got as much subtlety as muscle on the decks, but still leads you to ecstatic places. he'll be at the weekly BASE party at Vessel, which is a whole lot of fun for techno freaks and friends. And it's free before 11 p.m. with guestlist signup here . (Sign up before 8 p.m., though!)
>>DECENTRALIZED DANCE PARTY
Helping to inaugurate a strange new era of crowdsourced party funding -- i.e. in order for the party to happen, there was a Kickstarter campaign  (!) -- the DDP takes a really fun, familiar idea and slicks it up: bring an old boombox (with batteries!) and an FM transmitter will broadcast tunes from every speaker. It's decentralized! It's spontaneous! The theme is "Strictly Business" so wear formal business attire.
Fri/27, 8 p.m.-midnight. Join the Facebook page for info  about the location, somewhere in the Mission.
Dark music, gay goth fans, industrial dancing, free whiskey shots before 11! Need we say more -- other than our favorite little hole-in-the-wall queer goth monthly will depeche your mode with complimentary silk-screened tees for the first 50 people through the door, in honor of its ghoulish first anniversary.
Sat/28, 10 p.m., $5, The Hot Spot, 1414 Market, SF. Facebook invite. 
Time for another installment of this sweaty-lovely monthly disco-soul free-for-all, this time featuring LA sleazy edit hound Cole Medina, self-described "drunk funker" Tal M. Klein, and one of my longtime crushes, Rich King of NYC's decade-old SNAXX club, which is indeed snaxxtastic.
Got to give it up for the always innovative Icee Hot party, popularizing the bouncy-deep UK bass sound in San Francisco and giving our nightlife a few other juicy headtrips, tunes-wise. For Icee's second birthday, Mosca , a prominent rep of the London's Night Slugs scene (read this neat interview with Paloma Ortiz ), will join fellow rave-y Brit Altered Natives on decks, along with chill-toasty regulars Rollie Fingers, Shawn Reynaldo, and Ghosts on Tape.