Kim Jong-un, dictator of North
Korea and BFF of Dennis Rodman,
threatens to use nuclear weapons
against the United States
Now Kim, who's the strangest of big bomb possessors,
Says he'd use his nukes against Yankee aggressors.
Should we build some shelters? No, Kim is no menace,
Since he knows a nuke strike could take out his Dennis.
Calvin Trillin: Deadline Poet: The Nation 4/1/2013