Kehinde Wiley paints Ethiopian-Israeli rapper Kalkidan (left) and "Leviathan Zodiac" -- guy he met in Tel Aviv's Lima Lima Club.

BOYCHILD DOES BIG APPLE

I'd be wrong if I didn't laserpoint out that drag (is that term adequate still?) babe boychild for bringing genderphucked Bay Area fierce to the runway for the Hood By Air-New York Fashion Week collection named, yeah, "boychild." You know you're the buzz when you're overshadowing rapper A$AP Rocky, who also walked in the show. The look? Wetsuits and sportswear with glittering detail: canary yellow do-rags with blonde extensions, pearl-headphone earrings, French manicure. Strong, kinda freaky, hella pretty. Just like our child.