Programmers from LA, Austin, and (duh) SF bring cult madness to the Roxie
FILM It's not easy being a repertory cinema these days, even when you're the coolest (or only, or both) one in town. Hoping that this town is big enough for more than just one, at least for a few days, the Roxie this weekend is hosting a kind of cult cinema smackdown between itself and two more of the nation's finest such emporiums. Under the blanket title "Cinemadness!," the three-day marathon of rarities, oddities, and unbilled surprises challenges you to look away, or stay away — either way, your sanity will surely be shakier come Monday.
Cinefamily kicks things off, road-tripping up from L.A.'s Silent Movie House. More than just film programmers, the collective also contrives relevant ring tones (intrigue your fellow Muni riders with the "Death Wish II-O-Rama"!), multimedia shows, curated archival wonders online, and live events like the "Jean Harlow Pajama Party."
The party may be in your pants as well as onscreen Friday, March 23, as Cinefamily brings "100 Most Outrageous Fucks," a clip compilation of the most tasteless, ridiculous, over-acted, and anatomically unlikely sex scenes yet found by people with an inordinate interest in such things. Expect mainstream Hollywood, exploitation cinema, and le porn to be fully representing.
This will be followed by a real obscurity. Dirkie a.k.a. Lost in the Desert was a 1970 endeavor by the late South African writer-director-producer-actor Jamie Uys, who would later have a fluke international smash with 1980's The Gods Must Be Crazy. (And end his career 16 years later with barely-noticed The Gods Must Be Crazy V.) The Apartheid-era racial attitudes that drew criticism to some of his other works are absent from Dirkie, a film nonetheless distinguished as one of the most traumatizing and sadistic "family movies" ever made.
The titular eight-year-old (Uys' own offspring Wynand) is sent for his "weak chest" to the country. Unfortunately a plane crash strands Dirkie and terrier Lolly (played by "Lady Frolic of Belvedale," whose performance is indeed splendid) alone in the Kalahari Desert. As Dad (Uys) frantically oversees search efforts from Johannesburg, our wee asthmatic hero is attacked by a viciously persistent hyena; scorpion-stung; blinded by snake venom; fed Lolly's cooked remains (or so he thinks); etc. Preceding by one year Nicolas Roeg's better-known Walkabout, Dirkie is an equally spectacular survival adventure saga that's less arty but even less suitable for young viewers.
The Alamo Drafthouse — jewel of Austin, that oasis of civilization in Texas — takes up Roxie residence Saturday, March 24, with two of 1987's finest sci-fi-horror-action black comedies. A sleeper hit then that's underappreciated now, The Hidden has pre-Twin Peaks Kyle MacLachlan as a mysterious "FBI agent" (OK, he's from outer space) tracking an interplanetary homicidal maniac who quite enjoys Earth — especially its loud crap pop music, Ferraris, and automatic weapons. This mayhem-spreading tourist fears no physical peril because it can always abandon one human (or canine) host body for another. Typical of the script's over-the-top glee is a stretch when said thingie "possesses" a stripper, taking rather more pleasure in her bodacious form than any slimy, tentacled whatsit ought to.
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