One moment you're just walking down the street minding your own business perhaps rehashing the "should have saids" or the "could have beens" in the muddled disquiet of your mind when suddenly you spot it, the incongruously located disco ball suspended from a low-hanging branch, throwing a carpet of stars across the sidewalk for anyone to enjoy. All is still, but the music in your heart will lead you. Hold your hands in the air, walk into the light, and dance.
Lexington between 20th and 21st streets, SF
BEST BLOCK-ROCKIN' BIKE
Amandeep Jawa's bright blue, sound-rigged party-cycle Trikeasaurus is our bestest Critical Mass compadre and bike lane buddy, and an essential component of his impromptu FlashDance parties. This three-wheelin', free-wheelin', pedal-and-battery-powered funk machine has been bringing the party to the people and leading spontaneous Michael Jackson tributes from the Embarcadero to the Broadway tunnel for the past two years. Even if you're just out for a stroll or a bit of that ephemeral San Francisco "sun"-bathing, when Trikeasaurus comes rolling along you just have to boogie on down the road, bust a move, get your groove thing on, let your freak flag fly, and insert ecstatic cliché here. We can pretend all we want in the privacy of our own hip sancta sanctorum that Destiny's Child or OutKast will never move us, but somehow when Trikeasaurus comes bumping by, we just can't help but bump right back. Don't fight the feeling! Join the 500-watt, 150-decibel velolution today.
BEST HOLES FOR YOUR KRAUTROCK SOUL
If you've done ketamine, you know what it's like to get lost in the cosmic K-hole. To those who have entered the mystical D-hole, however, your ketamine story is child's play. The Donuts dance party, thrown at various times and locations throughout the year by DJ Pickpocket and visual artist AC, provides adventurous club-goers with that most delicious of drugs: donuts, given away free. First timers, be careful: these potent little sugar bombs are highly addictive and can often lead to an all-night binge of ecstatic power-boogie, which can result in terrible withdrawal symptoms. Like many other popular club drugs, donuts are offered in powdered form, though they can also be glazed, which leaves no tell-tale residue around the mouth. But as long as you indulge responsibly, entering the Hole of the Donut is perfectly safe. Amp up your experience to fever-pitch perfection with Donuts' pulse-pumping Krautrock, new wave, retro disco, and dance punk live acts and beats.
BEST PLACE TO PARTY LIKE A SLOVENIAN
If there's one thing all Slovenians have in common, it's that they know how to deck a muthafunkin' hall, y'all. It stands to reason then that Slovenians run one of the biggest and best halls in town. The Slovenian Hall in Potrero Hill is available for all your partying needs birthdays, anniversary bashes, coming-out fests, etc. The rooms inside the hall are spacious and clean, the kitchen and bar spaces are outfitted to serve an entire army, and there are plenty of tables and chairs. But it's the decor that makes this place unique: Soviet-era and vintage tourism advertisements are sprinkled throughout the place and banners promoting Slovenian pride hang from the ceiling. The hall also hosts live music events recently an Argentine tango troupe took up residence there, making things border-fuzzingly interesting, to say the least.
2101 Mariposa, SF.
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