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andrea@altsexcolumn.com

Dear Andrea:

My girlfriend is into degradation during sex. It turns me on too, so I'm not worried about damaging our great relationship. I would like to explore more but am not sure where/how to start. Is there somewhere I can learn to be more degrading to my girl?

Love,

Earnest Student

Dear Earnest:

Heh. It's not easy being mean, is it? People who enjoy abusing the comparatively powerless require no instruction on how better to be beastly. There are no books, for instance, on being rude to your waiter, or dog-kicking for fun and profit. Sadly, though, while recreational malevolence may not come easily to the naturally nice, no one has yet noted and attempted to fill the obvious market niche. There are classes and books on dominance and submission (you should attend or buy some) and quite a few on how to talk dirty, but none dedicated to lists of synonyms for bitch and whore or handy degradation scripts you can print out and tape to the wall behind the bed.

If what you're looking for is vocab homework, you could try some of the abundant movies and stories out there in which one person degrades the other viciously but all in good fun. Why not rent some DVDs or surf the Web for ideas? It does occur to me, though, that if your girlfriend has watched or read the same stuff, she may recognize your cribbed dialogue and end up laughing at you. Nothing breaks the mood like your sub helplessly giggling at your attempts to be brutal. All you really need, anyway, is to work on your attitude. It doesn't much matter if you call her "squealing little slut-pig" or "daddy's little cum bucket" or whatever; it's all in the delivery. You will gain confidence with practice, and if it's working for her, she won't be rating you on the originality of your epithets.

Love,

Andrea

Dear Andrea:

I've yet to come across something in your column similar to what I recently experienced (and was grossed out by), and I'm wondering what makes certain people desire what they do.

Several months ago I went out with a good-looking guy I'd met before. I was in the mood, so we ended up at his place for sex. The foreplay was great, and I was getting into it. While I was straddling his face as he performed cunnilingus, he suddenly asked me if I would defecate (not his word) on his face. He seemed to get excited after he said it but did not take note of my reaction and tried to put his mouth over my anal area. I had to get out of there right away.

I don't remember what I said exactly, but I was dressed and gone in less than five minutes, I think. Have you heard of this desire, and how prevalent do you think it is? What could possibly cause someone to want that? Maybe I don't want to know.

Love,

Don't Tell Me!

Dear Don't:

I don't know where you've been looking (I most certainly have written about it before), but if you'd entered "scat" into Google (on second thought, do not enter "scat" into Google), you would've been deluged with information, far more information than you could possibly have wanted.

Oddly, the answer to the question why people "want that" won't be found in the above-mentioned deluge, because nobody actually knows. Most attempted explanations will say something about flouting taboos or being dirty (there's nothing dirtier, really, is there?) or perhaps rebellion against the tyranny of toilet-training. These sound good, but you don't have to be very clever to imagine that the desire to play with shit has something to do with bad toilet-training, do you? Doesn't mean it's true.

All we know for sure is that there are (some, few) people who fantasize about playing with shit and (some, fewer) people who actually do it.

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