but no springing "sexy" surprises and no sticky body paint. Ever, really.
I asked a number of female friends how they'd like a bunch of sex toys (assuming nicer sex stuff than this) for Mother's Day and only one thought she might. She retracted it, though, when I wrote, "It's really just a come-on for a blow job by someone who feels he hasn't been getting enough of those." "I pictured the body paint on the woman!" gasped my correspondent.
Was she right? Was I too cynical? Is it too much to ask that a man who wishes for more blow jobs say something or do something rather than buy something? Nobody loves a gift basket or a tap on the shoulder, and this is both at once.
Andrea is home with the kids and going stir-crazy. Write her a letter! Ask her a question! Send her your tedious e-mail forwards! On second thought, don't do that. Just ask her a question.
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